So, I'm in Bangkok at the moment, and I suppose the quintessential thing to do here is attend a ping pong show. Now, ping pong shows create new awe for the female genitals. It's incredible what these women can do with their poonanis. Last night a few new friends and I went to Super Pussy. The show was 300 baht (about $10) and before you enter they give you a rundown of the show on a laminated piece of paper. I'm amazed and confused by some of the items: balloons, ping pongs, bottle. Walk up a flight of stairs, and it looks enough like a regular ol' strip club. A few women pull very long streamers out of their vajs and then the first truly amazing pussy act begins: a woman opening up bottles of soda water... you can hear each bottle top pop off. Then, a woman put a bottle filled with water from one Pepsi bottle into another empty Pepsi bottle... but it had changed color while in there! It went from clear to brown in 2 seconds flat. Magic. Then, another woman brought out a wax cake, lit candles on it and blew them out with a straw. The most amazing part of the show was the balloons. A woman inserted a straw, then put these darts in the straw (pointy end out of course), shot the darts and popped each of 5 balloons hanging from the ceiling. Wow. I don't even have any somewhat shnazzy commentary on this experience except to say that I was sort of jealous.
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I have heard of these shows but have never seen one. I'm jealous! I didn't know poontangs could get so dang strong either.
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