My Mexican Butt

I've had a strange on-again, off-again relationship with my butt for a long time. Everyone knows I prefer the twins upstairs, but my butt... I dunno, I've always felt that it was the wrong shape. Ok, it's square. I have what's known as Mexican-butt. I've seen plenty of fellow Mexicans girls with this syndrome: it's flat with a little bit of a squarish detail at the part where it meets the lower back. On twitter today, someone commented on how he loved square butts. I was pretty amazed by the idea that someone preferred my type of butt.

In terms of sexual pleasure, my butt is sort of a source of private pleasures. I've tried to do the hot turkey butt slut thing (hot turkey is when you try go straight into becoming an addict.. rather than ending an addiction abruptly. I made it up), but I totally couldn't handle it. Sometimes I get this insane need to masturbate or get fucked. It's really quite crazy. One minute I'm, like, eating pudding and the next minute I'm getting it on with myself. This started happening about 3ish years ago. I actually shared this with my friend Sara, and she said that it was my poop. She said that need for #2 was a great source of arousal for her. Most of my friends and I aren't on the poop talk level, so I didn't venture to research how true this was for other women, but I'd imagine that me and Sara aren't the only ones who get turned on right before a great shit.

Otherwise, my flat ass makes it hard to sit on planes and anywhere for too long. It also makes spanking hard because there isn't much there to spank. There's a little "jelly" right where it meets the backs of my thighs, but my talent lies in my titties, I think. They can get spanked for hours. hee hee.