Just busted open one of my newest Sex Toys! As promised, this review is all about The Inflatable Wedge. Now, I've been coveting and lusting after and scheming to get a wedge since 2006. While at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas a while back, I was introduced to the inflatable version of this fabu sex enhancement piece.
In case you haven't heard of The Wedge, it's literally a soft-yet-firm ramp used to enhance sexual positions. Think: doggy with ass raised, but with no effort on your part. The sight of George Clooney carting one around in the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading made me have to adjust my skirt a little (i.e. HOT!).
The problem with the traditional (non-inflatable) wedge is that when you're not using the thing, where the hell do you put a big, non-collapsible, fat ol' piece of sex furniture? I don't know about you, but I have roommates and leaving your sex furniture for the whole world to see is just fucken tacky. Plus, you can't take it on a plane or a road trip.
The Inflatable Wedge is a smarter, cheaper version with all the same perks (plus, some hidden perks.. more on that in a sec). It gets you into naughty positions without all the sweat and tears. The one I got from sextoy.com comes with a foot pump, some terribly unhelpful instructions and a couple of patches + glue (in case your spiked collar punctures it or something).
Word to the wise: some prep time is required. I sat down with my timer and found that it took me a little over 10 minutes to inflate it. Considering the average sex act doesn't even last 10 minutes, I would pre-inflate. Do this before your partner comes over for some enhanced doggy or anal sex, mmk?
Hidden Perk #1: the foot pump fit perfectly between my thighs, so I got a little faux thighmaster action during inflation.
On matters of color, texture, weight-support, here's my two cents: it comes in a borderline classy wine color. The texture is perfect, non-slip and fairly soft. I'm a big girl, and I felt very secure that the thing wasn't going to pop (NB: don't over inflate!).
Hidden Perk #2: Because this is like an enormous, firm pillow it takes stress off my back. I have a little bit of lower back pain (thanks, ginormous boobs!), and I always welcome something that’s going to make fun time a little less stressful on my back.
I have to be honest and say that I haven’t had sex with anyone but myself on it, but even masturbating on it felt better! Trust me! I’m dying to use this cushion for some pushin.’ I’ll be having sex on it soon, and promise to get back to you on how that turns out. But I just can’t imagine it will be anything short of A-Mazing.
Ok, Hidden Perk #3: Doggy style can sometimes make me self-conscious about gravity making my tummy look less-than-ideal. With the Inflatable Wedge, this problem is completely eliminated ‘cause you’re lying on something. So, you get the added stimulation + a built-in tum-tum minimizer!
In conclusion: BUY IT! If you're as much of a g-spot stimulation loving pillow queen as me, you'll thank me for recommending this thing.
P.S. Add vibrator for consciousness-altering orgasms!
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