Virgie's Pick of the Week: Cats & Racks!

Against my better judgment I was dating a Stanford grad recently… Not only did he introduce me to how getting my armpits licked is so friggin’ hot, he also introduced me to the “cats and racks” phenomenon. While googling, I found that there is a sizable following.

In attempting to analyze why taking pictures of cats in shirts is so hot, I came up with the following: The intersection of cute and boobylicious is so close to brain-fryingly hot that it’s irresistible. So, I give it two boobies up for cats’n'racks. Thanks, self righteous Stanford guy!

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Virgie Tovar is a sex educator and author of Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs. Visit San Francisco’s favorite sexpert @ myspace.com/thevirgieshow

Frenulum: Man's Best Friend

The frenulum is this little spot just below the head of the penis, where the foreskin (if there is one) connects with the shaft on the underside of the wiener (see image - sorry it's so.. umm.. tame). But even if you don't have foreskin, you can still experience the orgasmalicious sensations associated with the frenulum. This is a miraculous little spot that is often overlooked because of it's somewhat subtle nature. Many men find that smartly placed attention to the frenulum can titillate, cause orgasm, or make orgasms toe curlingly fabu.

I like to stimulate Freny with my finger tip during a hand job. Just rub clockwise and counterclockwise with the pad of your finger... add a little spit to increase stimulation and fluidity.. vary speed and keep him guessing how fast or slow you'll go. I also like to wrap my whole hand around the shaft, apply a little pressure and then flick the frenulum with my thumb (moistened with a little bit of pre-cum you can just swipe off the head). And I love to use the very tip of my tongue on it during oral sex. If the head is inside of my mouth, I can just stick my tongue out a bit and massage up and down, back and forth. To spice things up: stimulate man's best friend with the tip of your nose, your big toe, a feather, a finger nail, a small paint brush, or, better yet.. the tip of a vibrator. Yummmm....

To conclude, wieners are tons of fun! More on secret spots later....

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v

Titty Talk Part 1: Different Sized Boobies

Every booby-haver I’ve spoken with has a favorite boob (some like one boob better because it’s more sexually excitable or because that one is bigger). My fav fun bag is probably the left one; my lefty is named Clarence. She’s a conservative Catholic with a highly suppressed appetite for nasty sex. Clarence has the bigger nipple of the two, and I happen to think that big nipples are uber-delicious. Anyboob…

It’s part of the natural tata order to have breasts that are a little different from one another (think: twins). No two boobies are exactly alike, and some boobies are more like siblings that are a few years apart than twins. That’s the subject of Titty Talk Blog #1: asymmetrical boobies.

Over lunch at Sunflower Thai in the Mission, I mentioned my new gig blogging for Menace.fm (a new blog created by an old friend, Menace, the producer for Live 105 FM’s morning show) to a friend, and the subject of uneven boobies came up. My beautiful friend has had a long-time struggle with her different sized boobies. She confessed that her favorite breast is the bigger one, and that she often directs her lovers’ attention to that one because she feels it’s the more typically attractive one.

Another friend of mine began developing significantly different boobs as a teen (one was an A cup and the other a C cup). She waited for them to even out, but it never seemed to happen. At around the age of 16 she opted for breast implants, and now at the age of 25 has expressed that she wished she hadn’t done it. She’s lost nearly all sensation in her breasts; her nipples don’t get hard and the implants are hardening and need daily, vigorous massage.

Many women with radically different sized or shaped breasts have opted to either enlarge the smaller one or remove tissue from the larger one to make them even. Actress Tara Reid had disproportionate breasts and opted for plastic surgery.

So, my question is: Are boobies a private or a public good? And what makes a pair good enough? My thoughts: 1. Sexy is as sexy does: love your jugs and your jugs will be loved by everyone who matters. 2. Own your imperfections: Crooked cantaloupes are still fucken cantaloupes. Do you criticize a crème brulee if the sugar isn’t perfectly browned? Now, you eat the damn crème brulee, and you’re grateful! 3. Don’t waste any of your un-loving on boobies: Boobies are the ultimate good. There are so many better things to hate: mango strings between your teeth, thongs, and the fact that you’re reading this blog rather than having your ass eaten by Clive Owen.

I know 3 points in a blog aren't going to make all the boobie cares disappear... body image is constructed through a thousand (often way negative) messages we get every day, but maybe radical boob love can change the world someday *sigh*

So, go out and love your unique coconuts… because I love your boobs and so does the baby Jesus.

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v

*great breast euphemisms courtesy of netjeff.com*

Sex Ed 101: Oral Sex Part I

I used to date this compulsive lying salesman (with the cutest lazy eye) named Cameron, and he once told me in a rare moment of pre-oral sex hesitation: “V, I think I’m falling in love with you. Now will you blow me?”

The mechanics of girl brain and boy brain are quite spectacularly different: so different that one might think that beside the whole business of Tab A into Slot B, we haven’t got a whole lot else in common. But I think those books about Mars and Venus can kiss my flat Mexican ass because we can’t downplay that uber-magical thing that unites us all: SEX (and, more specifically, the drive to find the best sex we can get).

Take oral sex, for instance. Now, for a whole year I made a living out of teaching women fellatio seminars (fellatio = oral sex with a penis). I had to do a lot of research so I could answer all the questions that women and men have about the topic. So, I whipped up an online survey – answered by 200 anonymous dudes - and I stuck to calling my girlfriends for the other half of the story.

I asked women and men about what they loved (and hated) about “going down.” The answers were astonishing, enlightening and some were just fabulously dirty. I learned about the orgasmic sensitivity of the frenulum (that little spot just below the head of the penis on the underside). I learned that some women (and men) purposely sabotage head so they can avoid the “chore.” (If you get teeth more than twice in a row, she might be a sabotager) I also learned that lots and lots of women love performing fellatio as much as men like to receive it, and that men *and* women liked fellatio for the same reasons: feeling powerful or feeling vulnerable or feeling naughty. Women reported that they liked to give their partners pleasure and men reported that they felt the act was a moving sign of consideration.

Anyway, my confession is that I love fellatio. It’s hot. It’s sexy. And Jesus would definitely not approve.

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Virgie
Virgie Tovar is a sex educator and the author of Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs. Virgie was recently voted Best Sex Writer in the SF Bay Guardian.

**You can read this blog and many more @ MENACE.FM**

Virgie's Pick of the Week: Prostitute Shoes!

The Museum of Sex in New York City has a nastacular collection of porn, vibrators, and fun sex inventions. I was at MOS a few weeks ago flirting, coincidentally, with the yummiest Jamaican man (who took one look at my tatas and asked if he could move to San Francisco where we could start our own sex museum) and checking out the exhibits. I was bedazzled by these platforms created by The Aphrodite Project. This shoe has a GPS installed into the platform, and if the wearer is in danger they send out a silent alarm that goes out to local police or local sex worker advocate organizations. It even emits an ear-piercing sound that wards off potential harm-doers. The best thing? These puppies come in camel.

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Virgie Tovar is a sex educator and author of Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs. She was recently voted Best Sex Writer in the SF Bay Guardian.

**You can also view this blog (and lots of others!) on MENACE.FM**

I Won Best Sex Writer!

Dear Fellow Whore-Lovers,
I've been in Union, New Jersey (home of Ray Liotta - best known for his role in Operation Dumbo Drop) for about 43 days now. I was in the midst of another Jersey-tastic day when I was sent a text by a delicious man named Stephen Elliott alluding to my having been voted best sex writer. After much googling, I ended up on www.sfbg.com and found that I had indeed won the title of Best Sex Writer! I was udderly delighted :)Thank you sooo much to those of you who voted and secured my place in smut-writing history!
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v

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