Vote me Best Sex Writer (it takes 47 seconds.. and I'll blow you)

Ok, I'm not going to blow you, but I didn't lie about it taking only 47 seconds to do this!

Vote for me for Best of the Bay. I'd really, really appreciate your support!!

3 easy steps!
1. Go here: http://www.sfbg.com/bob/2008/
2. Click on "Vote Now" button
3. Fill out the categories you want OR just click "next" (at bottom of page) until you get to the 5th page of the survey. The last category on the page (Question #21) is BEST SEX WRITER. Then, you just have to write my name "Virgie Tovar." And oila! You're done, and I'll love you forever.

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Virgie

Me, Sex Ed and MTV

As part of my job as a sex educator, I worked with young women in high school in the Mission this year to make a short film about teen pregnancy prevention and safer sex. And MTV came in and covered it! Here's the video (I have a short appearance.. I'm the hot fat chick!)





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Virgie

Sweater Puppies in Berkeley tonight!

So, it's Friday the 13th, and it's been reclaimed by the tit loving perverts.. tonight, come to the Good Vibrations in Berkeley from 7-8pm. There'll be some desserts and some wine, and some Jesus *hearts* Boobs pins and some hot, hot stories from my book, Destination DD.. oh, and 15% off everything in the store.. yum! You know you've been eyeing that harness 'n' butt plug!
Come tonight.. meet my boobies (and me).

Re-Cap:
What? TITTTIES!!
Where? Good Vibrations, 2506 San Pablo Ave @ Dwight
When? 7-8pm
Cost? FREE

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v

p.s. If you haven't bought the book yet, you can get it on Amazon.com, GoodVibes.com and BarnesandNoble.com

Is Dick Swiping the New Pick-up Line?

You might be wondering what this "dick swipe" thing is. Well, I too am new to the world of the dick swipe. In fact, I was just introduced to this marvelous pick-up move this morning while commuting to work. I had just gotten on the N train, sat down, and all of a sudden this adorable white boy walks over and seats himself in front of me. We had eye contact as he was relocating so I knew that I had inspired the saunter. He asked my if I lived (well, he used the word "stayed"... apparently, the way the youngins ask about residence) in the neighborhood.

Uh, yes. Does it look like I'm dressed in walk-of-shame gear?

I knew it was an opener, and was touched my its marked lameness. Then he asked for my number. I asked him if he had been inspired to come over and talk to me because of my enormous breasts. He smiled and said that he had been inspired to come and talk to me because he was attracted to me. Hot! He told me he was 21 and that his name was Aron (with one "A"). He then asked a few more questions in no logical order: did I have a boyfriend? was I Mexican? could he touch my boobs? His conversational ineptitude made it clear that was to be used for boob snuggling and no more.

And then it happened!

He announced that he was getting off at the next stop. And when he passed by me to exit the train, he swiped his cock against my arm. Yes, he still had pants on, but my god that thing was a boner-fide anaconda. Well, he had said he was Irish, and I have never met an Irish man with a small willy.

Final analysis: It was raunchyliscious. I would recommend it, and could probably be a happier girl if it happened more often (not in that dirty frotteur kind of way though).

Yours in Dick Swipee Heaven,
v

www.BreastFetishist.com

I'm Not Gay but My Girlfriend Is

I just had this dream in which a former student - a female - was lying in bed with me, sucking my breasts noisily. I was in half-asleep land, and so it felt good. But then something crept up... something familiar. Guilt. Pulling from recollections of similar past experiences, I was worried about the fact that when the time came, I wasn't going to want to suck on her breasts. I told her this, and she said it was ok, that she liked the sounds I made.

I wrote a Craig's List ad once that began with the observation that men and women are at odds with one another in almost every conceivable way beside the obvious Tab A into Slot B. Many a trite sitcom has picked up on this, and made some kind of joke about a "plan B" in the dating world: going gay. The logic being: maybe it's easier to just go gay than to deal with the miscommunication, the pussy cruising... the hairiness.

Every queer woman I know has seduced a straight girl. Many have had long term relationships with straight women. I know a number of gay women who consistently get their heart broken when they unearth the ambivalence of their straight girlfriends regarding the relationship. Common complaints for the straight girls seem to be: 1. I'm not attracted to women (and the corollary: I can't deal with being attracted to a woman). 2. I can't seriously fall in love with a woman. 3. I like getting eaten out, but I'm kind of not into reciprocating. 4. I'm dating a woman, but I want her to act like a man all the time, i.e. always be dominant, which ultimately causes frustration on both ends.

A former close friend seemed to have a knack for turning out straight women. I personally tried to go gay for her for a while, and I tried real real hard to envision myself knee deep in a poon sandwich, but I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

Truth be told, a straight girl is a straight girl is a straight girl. I'm not saying a straight girl can't date, love, fuck, and do the "normal" dating ritual with another woman (even for a long time). I'm just saying that deep down, she'll always be a straight girl.

I find my gay friends bending over backwards to make these straight women happy - at times, putting their own sexual and emotional needs and desires on the back burner. From my analysis, these hetero women want one or more of the following: A. someone, anyone with a heartbeat, B. the comfort that comes with being with a woman without having to deal with a man (but still getting some sex), C. a thrill (or to have the privilege of getting that bisexual gold star that she can use later for picking up men, proving she's open-minded and kinky, or just for shock value at dinner convo), D. the power of being in a relationship that they'll never fully commit to with a person they'll never fully fall for (and let me tell you, that's an alluring relationship), E. none of the above: they can't find a man to pursue them, and they settle.

Anyway, I've got to go to Berkeley now and promote a reading, but your assignment is to take inventory of the women in your life who do this and report back.

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v

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