Virgie's Pick of the Week: Pornogami

I'm no stranger to how paper can be used to make people horny, but in my world it usually requires some paint and some naked boobies (or at least a pen). But it turns out that all you really need is the diligence to master Pornogami. If you can put your lust on hold for 25-30 folds, you can have some real nasty paper porn. Instead of playing with boobs, you can fold your way into a pair. The same is true for sperm and women and dudes in obscene positions. Yum! Who doesn't want their own paper anus to think dirty thoughts about? I give this one a boob and a half. Even though I love this, it's just not intelligent design: You can't get nut of any variety on these creations. Like, wtf?

Virgie Tovar is the author of Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs (order it on www.GoodVibes.com). She was recently voted Best Sex Writer by the San Francisco Bay Guardian (www.sfbg.com).

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