Virgie's Pick of the Week: Prostitute Shoes!

The Museum of Sex in New York City has a nastacular collection of porn, vibrators, and fun sex inventions. I was at MOS a few weeks ago flirting, coincidentally, with the yummiest Jamaican man (who took one look at my tatas and asked if he could move to San Francisco where we could start our own sex museum) and checking out the exhibits. I was bedazzled by these platforms created by The Aphrodite Project. This shoe has a GPS installed into the platform, and if the wearer is in danger they send out a silent alarm that goes out to local police or local sex worker advocate organizations. It even emits an ear-piercing sound that wards off potential harm-doers. The best thing? These puppies come in camel.

x( . )( . )x,Virgie

Virgie Tovar is a sex educator and author of Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs. She was recently voted Best Sex Writer in the SF Bay Guardian.

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